| It was fucking crazy. I just opened my eyes, the sun is beaming on my face, and I'm laying on the grass. I start to get up, look around, look over to the neighbor's yard, and there is this beautiful woman, just lying there by the pool in her bathing suit. She was smoking! I creeped over, and she got a little scared, but I explained what happened, and that I needed to use her phone, because I had lost mine. She let me come over and chill by the pool while I called my mom to come pick me up. Her husband wasn't home so we took advantage of the situation and I screwed her brains out |
